I think its funny how my mom thinks I dont cuss and that she thinks I’m ultra conservative like her and in reality Im sitting here like “you wanna do drugs? I dont think thats a good idea but what the hell thats your choice. Youre a gay couple who wants to be married? Sure. You love each other, go for it. Not my decision. You an atheist or muslim or buddhist or any other religion(or lack thereof), do what makes you happy. (within reason no sacrificing your mother and shit) You dont try to change me or mess with my personal life (as in killing people or breaking my bones or deciding what I can/cant do) you go do whatever the hell you want.” Oh how fun it is to be a disappointment
the female body is hardcore as fuck.
Yes it is.
so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website
OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.
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The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.
The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.
(Source: deadlyart, via marvelenthusiast)
did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec
10 million pounds
1/3 of the government’s reserve
like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you even do with it
why does the canadian government have a maple syrup reserve
(Source: officialplanetmars, via dogbuscus)